A Day with Abigail

Last Thursday, I skipped out of work so that Abigail and I could spend the day together before school starts back up for her. She had entreated me to bring her to The Simpsons Movie, so we started the day with a visit to the movie theater at Barton Creek Square Mall to see the animated family in action. (One of my friends’ description of the movie as “three episodes stuck together” seemed pretty apt — nothing over the top, but a solid installment in the series.) From there, we wandered the mall for a while, stopping in at candy stores (for her) and The Apple Store (for me). Kudos to the latter’s staff who let me print out a replacement ticket for the show we were headed to later.

From the mall, we went to Zilker Park, where I had planned for us to spend a few hours swimming at Barton Springs pool. Unfortunately, we were foiled by the staff who had decided that a Thursday in the middle of prime swimming season would be an excellent time to close the pool for cleaning. So we instead took a ride on the Zilker Zephyr to see more of the park. We were taken with the beauty of the place, so took an adventure hike (read “Dad got lost”) through the woods, across the river, and through a nearby housing development. (I still don’t understand how we crossed the river 3 times and ended up back where we started.)

Once back to civilization, I vaguely remembered that there was a botanical garden somewhere in the park. Deciding that we were ready for some well-maintained trails, we motored over to see the plants. We were taken with the whole beautiful area, but especially astonished by the Oriental Garden. Created by Isamu Taniguchi as a gift to the city he loved, it’s a beautiful, intricate oasis in the middle of the city. Koi ponds, lilies, paths, streams, trees, and stepping stones all interweave to create a marvelously beautiful and enjoyable place. Abigail’s relaxation was however briefly disrupted when she realized that there was lurking in the bottom of the pool where she was wetting her feet a 4 foot long snake. Fortunately, both snake and girl escaped uninjured from their encounter.

Finally we headed off to the Austin School for the Deaf, where the Zachary Scott Theater was staging a production of Disney’s High School Musical. The cast was made up of kids just a few years older than Abigail who did a uniformly excellent job with the show. One could tell that they had all worked extremely hard, polishing their performances to a high level of quality, and were past worrying about the mechanics of singing, dancing and acting. They were able to relax into their roles and just have a great time performing. After the show, Abigail darted through the crowd, collecting autographs from various performers with whom she was especially taken.

CROTCHETY ASIDE: The great performances didn’t mask the treacly unrealistic writing or the homogeneous music. After Disney’s delightful Menken/Rice collaborations, it’s disappointing to find them fielding something this bland. Additionally, I have little patience for the Gospel of Self-Esteem: just believe in yourself, follow your heart, and everything will work out great. There was no hard decision for the leads in this show to make — they could win the big game, star in the eponymous musical, and retain all of their friends all at once. There are no opportunity costs in the Wonderful Word of Disney. Instilling this message seems a superb way to sabotage children’s ability to deal with real life when things don’t go well or easily. END CROCHETY ASIDE.

All in all, it was a great day together, and I remain extremely grateful for these opportunities to spend some special time this summer with some of my very favorite people.

Back Issues Online

I finally got around to fiddling with some code today to get my old weblog content imported here. You can now read all of my posts back to March 2000 if you have nothing better to do. (I assure you, however, you do.)

In other news, today is Abigail’s 11th birthday! Be sure to lavish love, affection, and extravagant gifts upon her if you happen to cross paths.

Weekend To-Do: Postmortem

  • Post job opening to Craig’s List. Wonder why it doesn’t appear on the site. Email support. Fail to receive reply. Realize one gets what one pays for.
  • Go to airport to retrieve 15 year old. Scoff at 10 year old’s suggestions that repeated schedule changes are airline’s way of “breaking it to you gently that the plane crashed.”
  • Breathe sigh of relief when 15 year old’s arrival proves 10 year old’s theory false.
  • Wonder if bringing 8 year old to honky-tonk bars to hear dad play music will ultimately give him a healthier or less-healthy attitude toward alcohol.
  • Shoot lots of virtual, fake, video-game zombies. Feel warm glow of virtual, fake, video-game accomplishment for protecting virtual, fake, video-game loved ones. Tell actual, non-fake, real-world loved ones to stop interrupting zombie-shooting.
  • Read important masterpiece of world literature.

But How Much Longer Will I Be Able To Outsmart Them?

Just got a call from Shawn, a friend of mine. Here’s the reconstructed transcript:

  • Maggie: Hello?
  • Shawn: Can I speak with your Dad?
  • Maggie: Who is it?
  • Shawn: The President.
  • Maggie: Daddy! It’s Mister Shawn!
  • Me: Hello?
  • Shawn: Dude, your kids are getting too smart.
  • Me: Yeah, Maggie’s pretty much the brains of this operation.

Weekend To-Do: Post-Mortem

  • Help move refrigerator, stove. Use tools. Narrowly avoid self-inflicted injury.
  • Help erect fence. Feel disproportionately manly.
  • Lead music at church. Fail to drive congregants to apostasy or evacuation, in spite of usual fears.
  • Endure three hundred twenty second continuous day of rain. Wonder who moved San Marcos to England without telling me.
  • Watch fireworks from semi-illicit perch in top of library. Enjoy six-year-old’s observation: “I just saw a bird explode!”
  • Carry projector and screen 1.5 miles on foot, resolving any lingering doubts about own sanity.

The Last Days of the Pool

A week ago I posted an advertisement on the San Marcos Craig’s List Free section:

We have an approximately 8,000 gallon above-ground swimming pool in our backyard. It’s shaped like this:

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It has served well for the seven years we’ve been in our house, but since we live only about 5 minutes from the river, we’ve decided to just go there when we want to have a swim instead of keeping up with a pool.

Thus, we’d like to give the pool to someone who will enjoy it. If you’re willing to come and break it down and take it, it’s yours. Skimmer, chlorinator, pump, lining, walls all included. We’ll also throw in any useful pool chemicals we still have around.

Please respond via email or call at 940 239 4202 if you’re interested so that we can give you the location and arrange a time. Thanks!

Once the advertisement went up, I had 5 responses within 10 minutes, and quickly yanked the ad back down. We did a little back and forth with a few people, and finally got things lined up for a family down in San Antonio with 3 young kids to come adopt it.

This was a hard decision for us, as we’ve gotten a ton of use out of the pool over the past several years. The kids all love to swim, and it made a great focal point for backyard parties. However, we had to run the pump pretty much continuously and dump in enormous quantities of chlorine to keep it blue during the hottest parts of summer. The electricity for that combined with chemicals and water added up to a goodly sum — money which seemed ridiculous to spend that way when we have a beautiful river so close by.

The father of the family that agreed to relocate the pool and one of his friends showed up on Sunday to tear the thing down. It ended up being a more formidable task than any of us had anticipated, and eventually required me to jump into the mucky swampwater that remained in it and scoop out the rotting leaf goop that had accumulated by hand. I kept expecting some sort of creature with an abundance of eyes and fins to pop out and strike up a conversation: “I say, what are you doing to my home? I’ve just got it set up the way I like it!”

Surprisingly, after about 5 hours of work, they decided that, since some of the metal bits were rusty, they didn’t want the pool after all. They toted away a fair chunk of the pool parts, but left us with a healthy pile of debris that we’ll be working on breaking down soon ourselves. Still, they contributed a long afternoon of free labor, so we’ve nothing to complain about!

Now the question is: what do we do with the space? Ideas floated so far: outdoor movie theater, garden, volleyball court, washers/horseshoes pit, and miniature golf course. Got any ideas? Let us know!

A Day with Liam

Yesterday was my day to take Liam out on the town for a romp. I had purchased tickets for a special event several weeks before, but had been keeping Liam in suspense until the day of the event.

“What is it Dad?”

“Do you really want to know?”

“Yes, yes, yes, yes!”

“We’re going to go see a 60 foot robot dinosaur that eats cars and shoots fire out of its nose!”

“Daaaaaaaaad! No, really, what is it?”

“Seriously.”

Long pause to reassess whether I was pulling his leg.

“Coooooooool!”

So we embarked, heading north to Austin. We stopped at Cabela’s long enough to visit the shooting gallery and to buy matching $5 multi-tools as a memento of the day, with which I fully expect at least one of us to slice off a finger before week’s end. Once to Austin, we stopped in HEB to pick out some snacks (orange soda, peanuts, and jerky — which is why I don’t get to do the grocery shopping), and then went on to Peter Pan Mini Golf.

Peter Pan has a reputation as the best miniature golf course in Austin. We had never been before, but were taken with its funky fiberglass figures, the friendly attitude, and the nicely laid out holes. Legend has it that most of the figures are the originals, constructed sometime in the early 50’s. (Even the owners don’t remember exactly when they opened the place.) I was further impressed when the fellow running the place, seeing that I didn’t have quite enough money for us to both play a second round, waved us on through anyway. Viva Peter Pan!

From there we moseyed on down to Zilker park. Unfortunately, due to the combination of a lost ATM card, my exhausted wallet, and a “Cash Only” policy, we were unable to swim at Barton Springs and ride the Zilker Zephyr as per my original plan. Curses! Liam wasn’t excited about hiking in the 90° heat, so we went over to the Alamo Drafthouse and got our tickets.

We still had an hour to burn before we could get into the theater, so we wandered around the shopping center, visiting a Mexican restaurant to cool off, play paper and crayon games, and rehydrate. We also stopped in at a music store and an electric bike store where Liam found an electric mini-ATV that he quite liked. He also took advantage of the opportunity to tell everyone all about the giant robot dinosaur we were going to see — news that surprised nobody, as it had been taking up 80% of their parking lot all day.

5:30 finally rolled around, and we trooped into the theater to enjoy 90 minutes of the Draftouse’s delightfully eclectic pre-show footage. Featured this time were a lengthy rhapsody on the blissful life of the future as imagined by filmmakers of the 1950’s, previews for a bunch of B-Grade, MST3K-worthy films, and several cartoons. Nearly all of it was funny, though only some of it intentionally so.

The film we were there to see was Transformers. I was keen to see it because John Rogers, who writes brilliantly and whom I expect to have an opportunity to meet later this year, had a hand in writing it. Liam was keen to see it because he’s an 8 year old boy. It was almost exactly what you’d expect from Michael Bay bringing an 80’s nostalgia property to the big screen, but a notch or two better.

After the movie concluded, we trooped on out to the parking lot for the Robosaurus show. The earlier show had been rained on, dousing Robosaurus’ nostril-mounted flamethrowers, but the announcer assured us that God loved us a great deal more than the people at the earlier show as demonstrated by the fact that the weather was clement and cooperative by the time we assumed our seats. (I also want nostril-mounted flamethrowers, as I imagine they would come in handy in quite a variety of situations.) After a bit of preparation, things got underway.

Rather than bore you with an inevitably inadequate description of the event, I took video and edited it together for your viewing pleasure. Behold, Robosaurus!

After the show, we piled back in the car, pointed our noses south, set the cruise control and napped our way back to San Marcos, dreaming happy dreams of giant robot dinosaurs.

Weekend To-Do: Post-Mortem

  • Attend wedding rehearsal, play with band while wife and kids dance and run around. Find out after the fact that the bartender cut Liam off after 8 root beers.
  • Keep kids out far after bedtime, thus ensuring squabbling and grumpiness. Vow never to do so again.
  • Have breakfast with dear out-of-town friends. Laugh heartily at stories. Spray friends with mist of partially-masticated breakfast taco.
  • Attend wedding. Goggle at beauty of dear friends’ mutual love, beauty of setting, quantity of alcohol consumed.
  • Keep kids out far after bedtime, thus ensuring squabbling and grumpiness. Vow never to do so again. Again.
  • Get together with high school music buddy. Play impromptu ukulele/string bass/2 part vocal harmony version of Helter Skelter. Frighten dog.
  • Complete months-overdue contract work.

In the Land of Teenage Girls

Wednesday night, I found myself at a place I would never have expected to end up as a 37-year old man: in the middle of a screaming crowd of enraptured teenage girls at a Fall Out Boy concert.

How did this strange circumstance come to pass? It all starts with having a teenage daughter. Emily is a big fan of the band, and I had been casting about for something to do with her for our summer day out. (Each summer, I take a day off of work to spend individually with each of the kids, and try to arrange something that will be fun and memorable to do together.) I stumbled across the concert on the Internet, and quickly booked tickets from the usurious Ticketmaster, thinking it would be an ideal thing to do together. Judging by Emily’s post on her MySpace blog, it was a good choice:

SQWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! (x50)

Current mood: bouncy

OMYGAWDIMGUNNAGOTOTHEFALLOUTBOYCONSERT!!!! *gasp* I Found The Tickets In My Dads Bag! We Have Seat 50 And 49 Out On The Lawn! BUTIMGUNNASEEPATRICKANDPETE!!!! *gasp* I Was Right!! ^_^

We started off the day with a trip to Half-Price Books to pick out a few volumes for Emily’s summer reading: To Kill a Mockingbird and Orson Scott Card’s Seventh Son, which I hoped would fit the bill of a “coming-of-age story” — her only guidance for selecting a second tome in addition to the mandatory Harper Lee novel. (We also looked for To Kill a Mockingbird II: Mockingbird’s Revenge, but they were all out.)

We then went on to have a Chinese buffet for lunch, where Emily tried sushi for the first time, decided she liked it, and smuggled a couple pieces out to bring to her friend Aranda. (Yes, I’m aware that Sushi isn’t Chinese, but it seemed a less egregious violation of the federal culinary genre regulations than the enchiladas that also inexplicably graced the buffet.) From there, we visited PetSmart, admired the critters for a bit, and then proceeded on to the local movie theater to see Surf’s Up, which turned out to be better than I’d expected.

At last we drove down to Verizon Wireless Amphitheater for the show. After navigating the backroads of Selma and the parking lot attendants who were initially strangely reluctant to actually let people park, we made it in and assumed our seats. I was pleasantly surprised to discover that, though we had paid for lawn tickets, we actually got to sit under cover and in chairs. The show included a whole slew of opening bands:

  • Cobra Starship: Energetic rock with some synth thrown in for fun. Lively front man, decent music, Emily’s second-favorite of the evening. Used the F-Bomb instead of commas, which I thought an odd grammatical affectation.
  • Paul Wall: Houston rapper who was not doing anything that hadn’t been done first and better by others.
  • The Academy Is: These guys were my favorite. Driving music, interesting arrangements.
  • +44: Some blink-182 expats. Decent music, good lighting design for their portion of the show.

And then finally Fall Out Boy were launched on stage. They had a really kinetic, entertaining show, with lots of video, pyrotechnics, lighting wizardry, and craziness. I didn’t know much of their music, and what few songs were familiar were actually musically better in their studio versions, but they were still solid musically, with Patrick Stump doing an especially credible job with the vocals — not always a strong point in live performances. Emily screamed herself hoarse and danced herself silly and generally enjoyed the heck out of it.

I had a great time running around with Emily for the day, and am thoroughly grateful that our life allows for this sort of fun break from our daily routines.