A Day with Abigail

Last Thursday, I skipped out of work so that Abigail and I could spend the day together before school starts back up for her. She had entreated me to bring her to The Simpsons Movie, so we started the day with a visit to the movie theater at Barton Creek Square Mall to see the animated family in action. (One of my friends’ description of the movie as “three episodes stuck together” seemed pretty apt — nothing over the top, but a solid installment in the series.) From there, we wandered the mall for a while, stopping in at candy stores (for her) and The Apple Store (for me). Kudos to the latter’s staff who let me print out a replacement ticket for the show we were headed to later.

From the mall, we went to Zilker Park, where I had planned for us to spend a few hours swimming at Barton Springs pool. Unfortunately, we were foiled by the staff who had decided that a Thursday in the middle of prime swimming season would be an excellent time to close the pool for cleaning. So we instead took a ride on the Zilker Zephyr to see more of the park. We were taken with the beauty of the place, so took an adventure hike (read “Dad got lost”) through the woods, across the river, and through a nearby housing development. (I still don’t understand how we crossed the river 3 times and ended up back where we started.)

Once back to civilization, I vaguely remembered that there was a botanical garden somewhere in the park. Deciding that we were ready for some well-maintained trails, we motored over to see the plants. We were taken with the whole beautiful area, but especially astonished by the Oriental Garden. Created by Isamu Taniguchi as a gift to the city he loved, it’s a beautiful, intricate oasis in the middle of the city. Koi ponds, lilies, paths, streams, trees, and stepping stones all interweave to create a marvelously beautiful and enjoyable place. Abigail’s relaxation was however briefly disrupted when she realized that there was lurking in the bottom of the pool where she was wetting her feet a 4 foot long snake. Fortunately, both snake and girl escaped uninjured from their encounter.

Finally we headed off to the Austin School for the Deaf, where the Zachary Scott Theater was staging a production of Disney’s High School Musical. The cast was made up of kids just a few years older than Abigail who did a uniformly excellent job with the show. One could tell that they had all worked extremely hard, polishing their performances to a high level of quality, and were past worrying about the mechanics of singing, dancing and acting. They were able to relax into their roles and just have a great time performing. After the show, Abigail darted through the crowd, collecting autographs from various performers with whom she was especially taken.

CROTCHETY ASIDE: The great performances didn’t mask the treacly unrealistic writing or the homogeneous music. After Disney’s delightful Menken/Rice collaborations, it’s disappointing to find them fielding something this bland. Additionally, I have little patience for the Gospel of Self-Esteem: just believe in yourself, follow your heart, and everything will work out great. There was no hard decision for the leads in this show to make — they could win the big game, star in the eponymous musical, and retain all of their friends all at once. There are no opportunity costs in the Wonderful Word of Disney. Instilling this message seems a superb way to sabotage children’s ability to deal with real life when things don’t go well or easily. END CROCHETY ASIDE.

All in all, it was a great day together, and I remain extremely grateful for these opportunities to spend some special time this summer with some of my very favorite people.

Back Issues Online

I finally got around to fiddling with some code today to get my old weblog content imported here. You can now read all of my posts back to March 2000 if you have nothing better to do. (I assure you, however, you do.)

In other news, today is Abigail’s 11th birthday! Be sure to lavish love, affection, and extravagant gifts upon her if you happen to cross paths.

Weekend To-Do: Postmortem

  • Post job opening to Craig’s List. Wonder why it doesn’t appear on the site. Email support. Fail to receive reply. Realize one gets what one pays for.
  • Go to airport to retrieve 15 year old. Scoff at 10 year old’s suggestions that repeated schedule changes are airline’s way of “breaking it to you gently that the plane crashed.”
  • Breathe sigh of relief when 15 year old’s arrival proves 10 year old’s theory false.
  • Wonder if bringing 8 year old to honky-tonk bars to hear dad play music will ultimately give him a healthier or less-healthy attitude toward alcohol.
  • Shoot lots of virtual, fake, video-game zombies. Feel warm glow of virtual, fake, video-game accomplishment for protecting virtual, fake, video-game loved ones. Tell actual, non-fake, real-world loved ones to stop interrupting zombie-shooting.
  • Read important masterpiece of world literature.

Summer in the Park Show

The Patio Boys, the band with which I play, put on a show last night for the City of San Marcos. We were scheduled to be in the park, but weather forced us indoors and scared away a good portion of the crowd that usually attends these concerts. We had fun anyway, though, as lots of our regular fans showed up along with a pile of kids (23.7% of them mine) who were running, playing, doing handstands and dancing in the back of the room.

The newspaper published a nice article on us yesterday as well. I was, however, chagrined to note that they savaged my biography. Here’s the original I sent them:

Sean McMains was born in Tennessee, but got to Texas as quickly as he could. He grew up in San Antonio, and studied music in New York, for all the good it did him. He’s sung opera, played with Jazz bands, been a member of symphony orchestras, done church music, and participated in Barbershop quartets. He currently works for the University as a computer programmer when he’s not spending time with his wife and four delightful children. He likes piña coladas, getting caught in the rain, is not into yoga, and has half a brain.

If you missed us yesterday, we’re also playing at Cheatham Street Warehouse this Sunday at 4:00pm, so come on out!

Come Work With Me!

We’re currently hiring another web developer for my team at Texas State University. If you’ve got some Java and web application skills, drop in an application! Here’s the Craig’s List ad:

Do you want a great, big salary with a corner window office, free meals and in-chair massages during your work day? Well, you won’t find any of that here at Texas State University — San Marcos. What you will find, however, is a great work/life balance and a creative and interesting work environment. Some of the things you can look forward to:

  • A small, dynamic team of programmers who work closely together and love clean, beautiful code. (See the University home page for an example of the work we’re doing.)
  • “20 percent time” — programmers have the option to spend 20% of their work time on programming projects of their own choosing.
  • Biweekly Coder’s Cafes, technical information sharing sessions over lunch where you can show off your work and see what other folks are up to.
  • State-mandated 40 hour/week average work time, with additional vacation and holiday time.
  • Comprehensive benefits program.
  • The beautiful campus of Texas State University. Take a swim in the river, paddle in a kayak, or walk through the woods at lunch.
  • Work in the Alkek Library, a 313,000 square foot facility with excellent audio/visual, government archive, cartography and technical collections, plus a photo gallery with rotating exhibits, a special writer’s collection, and spectacular views of the surrounding city and hill country.
  • 30 minutes/day of work time is available for fitness activities.
  • Time off work and payment of fees for taking University classes.
  • Discounts at the University Bookstore, local businesses, and University athletic and
    cultural events.

What we’re looking for is someone who knows Java and a scripting language or two, is familiar with web application development, can find her way around a Linux system, is comfortable with object-oriented design, and who has good communication skills.

To see the official job posting and apply for the job, go to Texas State’s job site and search for job posting number 2007405. The job title is Programmer Analyst II, the pay starts at $4,721/month, and the position is open until August 15. You can email me with questions about the job if you like, but don’t send your resume — that has to go to HR through the job site.

NOTE: For legal purposes, the above is a work of fiction. While I personally believe it to all be true, it does not reflect the official position of the University. Please refer to the job posting for that.

An Earful of Stories

This is just a quick shill for Escape Pod, a Science Fiction/Fantasy podcast I recently stumbled across. It broadcasts well-read weekly stories along with a light sprinkling of discussion on top. The stories are of consistently high quality, and feature names such as David Brin, Robert Silverburg and Isaac Asimov which will be immediately familiar to anyone with a passing interest in the genre. New authors also appear, with a whole spate of Hugo Award nominees making a recent run.

If you have an interest in this sort of literature and listen to podcasts, it would be well worth your time to take Escape Pod for a test drive.

P.S. I don’t remember where I came across this podcast. If you tipped me off to it and I’m dissing you by not acknowledging that, let me know and I’ll remedy the oversight!

Come Together, Right Now, Over Facebook

Back when I was a member, the Macarthur High School Choir used to put on an annual Renaissance Dinner, wherein all of the choir members would don vaguely archaic dress, drink from flagons, and sing John Rutter Christmas carols and the occasional song in Latin for the enjoyment of the assembled audience (which in retrospect was probably just our parents and other adults who owed them favors). It was one of the highlights of my nerdy year, as I loved the music, the people, the food, and feeling like I was a part of something kind of big and important.

One year, a month or so before the dinner was scheduled, my friend Alex Nepomuceno found a very peculiar instrument somewhere around his house and brought it in to choir one day. It was vaguely mandolin shaped, but had more strings than seemed strictly prudent, and baffled all of us. (Looking back, it might have been a lute, though I still wouldn’t swear to it.) After we had spent several minutes examining it with the same air of intent perplexity we would have shown if it had been a Delorean engine with a blown flux capacitor, Jonathan Marcus, another choir member, piped up “Well, can I borrow it?” Alex was willing, so off it went with Jonathan.

A month rolled by. After much memorizing, rehearsing, costume assembling, and trying the patience of Mary Martin, our long-suffering choir director, it was time for the dinner. I was the “King” that year, so sat at the head table, which was set fairly far away from where most of the guests were. As I looked across the room, I saw Jonathan pull out the lute(?) and begin playing it for the visitors! He had, during the intervening month, taken the instrument home, tuned it up, and taught himself to play the blasted thing! I watched, a bit distracted, as he made his way through the tables, finally coming over to where I was sitting. He launched into a minutes-long, intricate, baroque-sounding finger-picked piece that left me flabbergasted.

“Holy monkeys, Jonathan! I can’t believe you figured out how to play that thing. And that piece was absolutely beautiful! Did you write that? What is it?”

Jonathan leaned over, jester’s cap bobbing merrily on his head, and replied in a conspiratorial whisper: “It’s Zeppelin, man!”

Good times, good times.

Thus, you can imagine my delight when, a month ago, I was trolling Facebook and stumbled across Jonathan. I had lost touch with him nearly 20 years ago when I graduated from high school, but still remembered fondly the time that we spent getting into and out of mischief in and outside of choir. So I dropped him an email and, after a fair bit of schedule jockeying, we managed to get together last night for a beer and 2 hours of uninterrupted conversation. He remains delightful company, and I was thoroughly glad to have a chance to catch up.

One of our immediate topics of conversation was “How did we do things before the Internet?” We had relied on it to relocate each other, to organize our meeting, to manage our calendars, and to get maps of the Taco Cabana where we met. Admittedly, we’re probably both more Internet-dependent than the average bear, but not dramatically so. And while I have historically had fairly little use for social networking sites in general, and MySpace in particular (prolonged exposure to which makes people either go blind or wish they had), Facebook has actually become a regular part of my life. It’s generally well thought-out, actually works most of the time, and has some very clever engineering that appeals to my inner web developer.

So, kudos to you, Facebook, Al Gore, and the Intertubes, and thanks for your help getting together with old friends. The next time I get together with any of you, the drinks are on me.