Buy another Wii at Toys R’ Us. Resell on eBay to take advantage of continued scarcity. By dint of exceptional financial acumen, lose $13 on the whole deal.
In spite of continued illness, sing for offering at church. Receive 6x as many compliments on music as when I’m healthy. Savor irony.
Marvel at lego Stephen Hawking. Dither on whether it shows extreme reverence or extreme irreverence.
Drink tea from promotional cup clearly labeled “Java”. Feel rebellious.
Wonder what exactly wife meant by “I didn’t know the difference between ‘nauseated’ and ‘nauseous’ until I married Sean.”
