From The Juvenile Files

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  • On Liam’s shirt today: “Life Size Action Figure.” Those of you who know [Liam->] will understand why this is both funny and appropriate. (This was apparently one of my lovely bride’s garage sale finds.)
  • From [Abigail->] to me this afternoon, spoken in a singularly disapproving tone: “You know, Daddy, sometimes you’re too funny.”