This Valentine’s Day, my friend [Daniel->] earned himself a place high on my list of people to knock off violently and painfully. His offense? Setting the romance bar so ludicrously high that we — every single male on earth — looks boorish and unfeeling by comparison. You can read about it on Fanny’s weblog here, and add him to your list as well. (If you’re a woman, and you currently enjoy a satisfactory relationship, I strongly advise against reading Fanny’s account.)