Tonight I took [Abigail->] to see The Princess Diaries 2. It was pretty much as good as anything of recent vintage that starts with “Disney” and ends with “2” — which is to say not at all. There was one shining moment, however: when Anne Hathaway’s character is crowned queen at the end, she holds a scepter in one hand, and The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch in the other. Seriously, I think they stole the prop.