Thoughts While On An Evening Out With Maggie

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  • The McDonalds cashier plopped an unsolicited application for employment onto my tray. Should I be worried?
  • Shouting “Shake that honeymaker!” while Maggie’s wind-up bee danced was probably a joke lost on a 7 year old. At least, I hope so.
  • The Happy Meal bag said “You can jump six times higher in space!” That must be why they’re not called Accurate Science Facts Meals.
  • Holy carp! That toy is called the “Pet Bakery”! How did that make it past the focus groups?