Weekend To-Do: Postmortem

Posted on October 29, 2007 by SeanMcTex

• Reaffirm my lack of skill at Scrabble.
• Take long nap on couch in sunbeam. Endure withering stares from cat, whose spot and habit I usurped.
• Watch a truly staggering amount of invertebrate sex.
• Attend child’s birthday party with bouncy castle. Bounce. Rip pants.
• For second year running, win “lamest halloween costume” award, this time with sketch of ghost magic markered on top of bald head.
• Forget to remove costume before church.