Those of you with baby experience will recognize the “What does the critter say?” game. Adult: What does the cow say? Baby: Moooo! Adult: What does the dog say? Baby: Arf! Arf! Now, as an avid Mystery Science Theater 3000 fan, I’ve created a small variation on the theme. Sean: What does the killer shrew say? Liam: Ai yi yi yi yi yi yi!