Thanks to the thousands (ok, 2) who wrote in with suggestions for the name of a paddle. Jason Myre came up with a stunningly good suggestion: “Thor’s hammer is named Mjöllnir.” Of course, we don’t know how to pronounce it, but gosh darn it, it’s got an umlaut! Mark Morgon also chimed in: “As a bit off the beaten track, the original King Arthur stories didn’t associate him with any particular sword, although some mention a sword named Calibornous. Or, alternatively, New Caliborne to update the name.” Tough decisions…